So basically Shawn and I have spent 75% of our weekend thus far watching "River Monsters." The show consists of this crazy man who goes all over the world catching fish from Hell. Please observe the reasons I will never get into any natural body of water, ever again.
This is a catfish. Apparently they eat people. Great.
Looks fairly harmless, right? This gem of a fish swam up a dude's pee stream and into his manliness.