1. I compare myself to pretty much everybody - and I make myself crazy doing it.
2. If you make me laugh too hard, and my bladder is full, I will pee my pants.
3. I use a thesaurus when I write my posts to sound more cool and intelligent.
4. I'm terrified of getting stretch marks.
5. I may or may not get offended when 60+ people read my post and 0 people comment on it.
6. I secretly hope the world doesn't sacrifice Justin Bieber to the gods.
7. I pretend that I don't care what anyone thinks of me. But I totally do.
8. I am never satisfied with my body temperature. It's either too hot or too cold. Always.
9. I'm the douche that speeds up just so you can't pass me.
10. I worry that, by some fluke of nature, my birth control will fail.
11. I'll go to movies by myself, but can't seem to muster the courage to go to dinner stag.
12. I haven't always known that Alaska is attached to the continent.
13. I've never read the Harry Potter books and have absolutely no intention of doing so.
14. I'm secretly bitter towards people who probably have absolutely no idea that I'm so.
15. I prefer eavesdropping stranger's conversations than having my own.
16. I sit on the same side of the table as Shawn when we go out to eat. Always.
17. I enjoy being home alone.
18. I have way too much nose hair. And chin hair. And mustache hair.
19. I worry that I'm completely tone deaf.
20. I'm sort of nervous our cruise ship is going to pull a Titanic and sink. Rational fear.
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