Are you dying to know the story behind this gem?
It goes a little something like this:
Husband starts getting frisky with wife. Wife, not feeling particularly impassioned, swats wonderful husband away - thus earning herself even more wife points. Husband continues to attempt to try and seduce wife. Wife whines about being too tired. Husband makes one final attempt to initiate the happy dance - only to be denied yet again by his prize of a wife. Husband then proceeds to put on 624723748923748923 layers of clothing. When wife inquires what on earth he's doing, he replies in a sad, shunned little voice:
"If I have enough clothes on, I won't be tempted to take them all off."
Funniest. married. moment. yet.
I love that my husband can feel completely rejected, and still manage to have a sense of humor. I think he had 4 pairs of pants on, like 5 jackets, and then... well, you can see the rest. (That's what I get for leaving my crap strung from Hell to breakfast.) I love even more that he let me document the moment and gave me permission to share it. (You're welcome.)
I might add that probably my favorite part of the picture is the little cameo of Jesus off to the side. It somehow managed to strike me as extremely amusing after I took the picture.
I love my husband dearly. His efforts don't go unrewarded.