-Our house will officially be livable tonight. I could not be more thrilled to be able to walk around absolutely butt naked without worrying my mother/father/brother/sister in law will walk in at any minute. Not that I haven't already flashed half of them before anyways.
-For the last little while I haven't been able to stop eating. I swear every second, of every minute, of every day I'm constantly whining that I'm hungry - and if you didn't know any better, you'd think I was dying of starvation. All of a sudden it has stopped. And I'm not hungry whatsoever. Food just, doesn't sound good. I got a sandwich and a cookie from Subway today. I only ate 3 of the 6 inch sandwich and the cookie is still in my purse waiting to be eaten. This never happens. I'm going to go ahead and blame McDonald's for killing my appetite. A holes.
-Remember those John Mayer tickets I won. Guess who didn't go to the concert? I know. I basically fail at life. Think I could get away with blaming that on McDonald's too?
-I think, in an overly pessimistic attempt to plan for the future, I subconsciously purchase pants that are a size bigger than what would probably fit me just fine. Why hello, double digits.
-So I'm pretty sure I'm still allergic to Toby. Which sort of breaks my heart. But I don't even care. Because if I made Shawn get rid of him, he'd probably divorce me. The allergies aren't too terrible though, just random runny noses and sneezes. I'm still not positive whether or not it's all him though. Maybe I'm just allergic to living with my in-laws. Doh!
-Speaking of Toby (whom I still love dearly - when he isn't crapping inside) - if any of you have any fabulous stubborn ass puppy training tricks, feel free to share. Toby hates his leash. And sometimes when we call him, he'll sit there and stare at us in defiance. And he tries to beat all dogs up. Basically he thinks he's King of all dogs/humans/anything. Sharing is caring, Internet.
-The other day at Target I managed to put back a pair of shoes, earrings, a purse and socks. That is me being frugal. You're welcome, husband.
-You ever have those times where you feel totally and completely useless in just about every aspect of your life? That would kind of be me. Right now.
-It amazes me that stores are already decked out in Halloween get-up. Are you kidding me? It is barely September. I don't even pick out my costume until the day before Halloween. Sheesh. Maybe I should make this Halloween special. It'll be our first married Halloween. That's the kind of precious crap people put in scrapbooks, right? It's when they start putting out Christmas stuff that really gets my nerves all bent out of shape.
That's all for today.
Happy Wednesday, Internet.