1. The Mist
Worst. movie. ever. Seriously. Have any of you seen this? Terrible. And I even slept through about 75% of it. But I got the gist - giant ass spiders that eat people, mist, people killing themselves, oh, and the worst ending in the world. Bah. Just don't even go there.
2. Bobbing for apples.
It's gross, and you know it.
3. Sexy costumes that shouldn't be sexy.
Since when did this:
Turn into this:
Seriously, world? Sexy Nemo? What's next - Dora the Hooker? Please.
4. Passing out lame, cheap candy that no one is going to eat.
My husband actually digs this stuff. But I was always depressed when I found it in my pillowcase back in the day. Barf.
I realize this doesn't really apply to me anymore. But I'm almost tempted to say you're better off turning off your lights and pretending you aren't home rather than pass out gross hard candies. Or fruit.
5. Spending more than $10 on a haunted house.
I always walk out of haunted houses wondering why on earth I paid anything to walk through it. I'm probably just lame.
6. Going to costume parties without a costume.
No one likes that person. Don't be that person. At least wear a fun t-shirt.