I'm the broad in the chicken costume...
...the chicken costume that I have no qualms with wearing every year til the day I die.
Apparenly we don't believe in the all-elusive "couple costumes."
Oh, and that's not a mask on Shawn's face. Just for the record.
In any event, had there been a costume contest - we would have walked away victorious.
Try not to be too jealous.