Oh, sorry. Is that annoying?
(I think I very secretly like this song. But only because it gives me an excuse to whip my hair back and forth. Finally.)
Don't even get me started on that makes-you-want-to-kick-a-baby BlackandYellow BlackandYellow BlackandYellow song. Seriously? At this rate, I could become a rapper. (That's a fun mental image. Wait, this doesn't have to be a mental image...)
I just need to pick some
Anyways... I'm going to go ahead and bullet the rest of this one out.
-Sometimes my job is really boring. Like really boring. (Disclaimer: I'm glad I have a job, and it's a good one - just occasionally makes me want to jump out a window to stay awake.) Because of this, I sometimes do really embarrassing things. Like play Frontierville on Facebook. I know, right? I somehow managed to talk my husband into getting one too, so we could be losers together. I actually just took a video of him intently trying to figure out where to put his cabin, until he caught me - and wrestled me to the ground until he got the camera and deleted it. Apparently Frontierville is something to be very embarrassed about.
-Toby doesn't have to wear his cone anymore. I don't think he's ever been so thrilled to lick his balls.
-Finals are this week and next. And I'm totally procrastinating.
-We went to a party that our friend threw this weekend - we were the only married couple present. There was a pool of 60ish single people everywhere. Situations like that make me miss being single for about 5 seconds, until I remember how awkward and irritating dating was. Then I'm cool being the awkward married broad in the middle of the dance circle. Life is so much better when you aren't trying to impress anyone.
-Turns out hot chocolate makes me want to throw up. How wrong is that? I just can't stomach it for some reason - it's just too much chocolate, or something. I feel depressed now. (And Taylor, to answer your question that I know you'll ask, no I'm not pregnant.)
-I bought two of Shawn's Christmas gifts on Black Friday - while he was standing there, watching. They were tools, obviously things that I never would have bought on my own. They were a super good deal, although still rather pricey. Shawn told me I couldn't get him anything else for Christmas, because I had already spent enough. Hello? What is Christmas when you know exactly what you're getting? Psh. Plus, he has about 28394038290 presents under the tree for me. I'd feel like the worst wife ever if he only had two presents to open. Because yes, I wrapped them, even though he knows exactly what they are. So, basically I spent more money on more presents. Because money grows on trees, right? What did you do for your first married Christmas - one big present or lots of small presents?
-I just realized that my Jeep has those special buttons on the back of my steering wheel that change the stations and volume. Needless to say I was thrilled. Once when I was like, twelve, my young women's leader told me that her radio was voice activated. When we said "Volume up," the volume magically went up. When we said a certain radio station, it would magically go to that radio station. I didn't find out that it wasn't voice activated til I was about 18, when I casually mentioned to another girl that was in the same car, "Remember her voice activated radio? How cool was that?" After laughing herself off her seat, she told me the truth. I've never felt more unintelligent in my life.
-I saw Tangled, and loved it. Such a good show. Like, seriously.
And since I have about 7 hours worth of lectures to watch - and dinner to make my starving husband, who is probably famished from all that hardwork he's been doing on his Frontier. *Snort*
Night, Internet. Don't let the bed bugs bite. (Like seriously. Those things are nasty ass little bugs. Google it. I dare you.)