I was going to show you what we did over the New Year, via video. But naturally I left my camcorder at home. Again.
But other than that, nothing really earth shattering has happened. Which is really okay, I guess. Because the earth-shattering stuff usually gives me anxiety.
That said, here's how exciting and non-shattered my world is...
We received Super Mario Bros for our Wii for Christmas and finally played it. Shawn beat me at pretty much everything. Except for the flag cranking game. My wrist skills are unparalleled. Which is only kind of awkward.
Toby has taken a new liking to my bras. And my underwear. And certain party favors that belong in the trash can in the bathroom. There isn't a whole lot of anything that's more embarrassing than your dog running into a living room full of people, with a used pad in his mouth. Basically, my dog is a huge perv.
I found a gift card from Target stashed away in all the cards from our wedding. Yahtzee.
And it just may or may not have occurred to me that we haven't sent out thank you cards for our wedding gifts we received last April. *Cough* How late is too late? (Seriously, on a scale of 1-10, how lame would it be to send them this late? Because I have about half of them written, just not... sent.)
I've never been a huge soda or caffeine addict. But lately I've been craving Coke like it's going out of style.
Ah, the return of The Bachelor. Who's watching this season? Seriously. Because I'm not going to inundate you with my opinions every week unless some of you are actually watching. Okay okay, maybe a few opinions to start. Emily is our favorite so far (Shawn's, especially). What the fang girl? Craaazyyyy. Didn't watch Brad's first season, but he doesn't seem real swoon worthy. Unless he's not wearing a shirt. And I love that girls are already crying on the first episode. Yes. Let the judging begin.
Remember how Shawn and I, out of sheer coolness, fart around on Facebook's Frontierville for hours on end? We have to request things from our "neighbors" to finish our "missions." (Sorry, Facebook friends. You've probably already hidden my posts by now. Your loss.) Anyways, the pointless hours we spend on that damn game are almost worth it when we see the gems that show up on everyone's News Feeds. Seriously. Look at these.
All I have to say is that those were anything but an innocent accident. Mildly amusing though, right?
Anyways. That's my life, pretty much. Thrilling, right?
How exciting is your life right now?