Reason #73 Why You Should Buy a Cat Instead of a Dog
Reason #98 Why You Should Buy Your Bras at Wal Mart
Reason #11 Why Throwing Underwear on the Floor Midst Throes of Passion is Not an Option.
Reason #173,987,542 Why I Should Sell my Douche Waffle Dog to the Circus
The strap? Seriously? What dog goes for the strap over the lace?
The ones who eat wedding shoes, blinds, and used feminine hygiene products.
Sometimes my dog is about as useless as my bra.