And people tell me I'm not ready for the messes kids create. Last I checked, 1 year old children chewing through baseboards wasn't too common. Just saying.
Bring on the disasters. Anything a kid could potentially ruin, I can just about guarantee you my dog would ruin it eleventy billion times worse.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go find where the mysterious dog urine smell is coming from.
Because my life is awesome like that.