From my phone.
4 of which I took in the last 5 minutes.
Because all the awesome stuff is on my husband's phone.
Also? I published this a tad prematurely by accident. And that annoys me on so many different levels.
These Tootsie Rolls have been sitting in our candy dish for about two weeks now. Moral? Red trumps blue in flavor (and in football). Besides, who likes blue Tootsie Rolls anyways. Or blue anything for that matter? I'll take red flavor over blue flavor any day.
I'm pretty sure my dog is a ninja. Though his stealth mode could use some polishing.
High five for anyone who knows where these came from. Thank you, Pinterest. There's a butt ton of workout "pins". Some motivate me. Some depress me. And some I want to bitch slap. You know, the ones that say something to the effect of, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." Seriously? Have you ever had a Coconut Dream? I respectfully disagree. Anyways, I figured I'd give these workouts a go. I was going to start with the blue one, and when I Jedi Mastered it's ass, I'd move on to the white one. Well, don't worry that the first time I did the blue one, I didn't even make it to round 2. It was those damn burpees. (Which, by the way, burpee? The heeeeell? I had no idea what the heck those were until I YouTubed it.) My goal is to be able to be able to repeat the whole thing 3 times in a row without feeling like I'm going to die at the end. I feel like such a fat loser, because it winds the heck out of my every time, and it's like a 7 minute workout. I'll get there. Eventually.
Okay, remember that "garden" we planted? We got a bunch of random flowers from WalMart and planted them. Well everything has bloomed except these enormous leaf monsters. Does anyone know what the heck these things are supposed to turn into? I don't even remember what we planted anymore, obviously. But I certainly don't recall us planting huge LEAF PLANTS. I'm 94% sure they're going to grow into bean stalks. Also, just ignore my refined photography skills. And the weeds. Ignore those too.
I just sent this picture I took this morning to Shawn with the following text message, "Just wanted to let you know that I love you! Oh, and that I'm not the only one who leaves the salad out. :)" Am I a superb wife, or what? Bless that man for putting up with my pugnacious self. He wins in the end though, because he's married to a genius who knows words like pugnacious.
This is clearly not a picture off my phone, but nevertheless I'm super excited for General Conference this weekend. Even if you aren't a member of our faith, there are superb, uplifting messages to be shared with everyone. Check it out. You'll be glad you did!
Chelsea love you long time.