Internet, I've started 3 different posts today - all of which I got incredibly bored of in about .37 seconds. You know those weeks when you just aren't really feelin' the blog? Currently, that would be me. Hello.
I mean, I could tell you about the light show we went to last weekend. And how I felt completely baked the entire time. (Not that I know what that feels like or anything, but you know.) And how they wouldn't adhere to my incessant Justin Bieber requests because apparently the Biebs isn't considered alternative. Damn.
I could tell you about how I secretly want to have a baby on 11-11-11, because then my kid would be instantly cooler than the all the other kids. And there has got to be some sort of prize for being born on that day.
I could tell you about how my fart knocker dog not only put bite marks into my wedding shoes - but how, this time, he rendered them completely unwearable by chewing the living shite out of them. And how I wailed for a good solid hour because of it.
I could tell you about the red light violation ticket that the stupid officer gave me.
All those things seem so... boring right now. Well, minus the 11-11-11 baby. Because let's be honest, that would be awesome.
So, instead I decided I'm going to do my duty and pass this fun little giveaway doohickey along...