Yours Truly

Hi, I'm Chelsea.

If you're really dying to know about me...  Look hereherehere, aaaaand here.  That should be enough information to last you about 784 lifetimes.  And if you're anything like me, and way too lazy to look at any of those links, here's the really abridged version:

I've been happily married since 2010 to my high school sweetheart, Shawn.

We're Mormon.

We have a Corgi named Toby and a cat named Bob.

I graduated with a Bachelor's degree in Human Development and Family Studies.

Speaking of developing humans, my baby maker is a giant piece of useless crap.

You will hear alllllllllllll about it.

Sometimes I curse.  I'm not really positive when that habit became a thing.  But it did.

I'm an open book.  Plan on hearing about periods, PAP smears, and buttcrack waxes, among other super interesting things.





Aaaand I'm afraid if I keep going I won't stop.  So there you have it.


Welcome.